This is one of the most important videos of our era right now, and sums up everything I want the second half of my life to be… living it to the fullest.
To the haters, the doubters,
My seventh-grade vice principal,
To everyone who's ever told anyone with a dream, they can't…
This video's for you.
Keep your head down.
Follow the rules.
Do as you're told.
Wait your turn.
You can't have a talk show… but you have a webcam and you can!
“What's up beautiful bastards?”
“This is my first YouTube video…”
I heard that you're going to be out of a job… So maybe I'll start a YouTube…
That's what I'm thinking!
You don't need trucks or a crane…